1. Can you legally drink?
2. Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
A little bit.
3. Who was the last person to call you?
I think it was my Mum.
4. Do you have a pet?
Yes, I have a chihuahua. His name is Zachy.
5. What did you do today?
Went to work for an hour, got sent home super early because of slow business, got stuck in a traffic jam on a bus for three hours, got home and listened to the radio.
6. Do you like carrots?
7. When is the last time you saw your mom?
Like a few seconds ago.
8. Do you believe in karma?
9. Are you taller than 5'5"?
I am 5'5.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
11. How many city/towns have you lived in?
12. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
13. Are you a social person?
I'd say so. I'm not anti-social.
14. What was the last thing you drank?
15. What are your favorite colors?
Hot pink and aqua marine.
16. Do you like coffee?
I love coffee.
17. Would you rather have money or love?
18. Will you be married in the next 2 years?
19. Have you ever sat on a roof?
No, but I'd love to.
20. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
No, I change places.
21. Do you know how to play poker?
22. What are you thinking about right now?
23. What are you listening to?
24. Any plans for the weekend?
25. What time did you get up in this morning?
26. Do you eat ranch with your pizza?
What the hell is that?
27. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
28. Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
29. What color shirt are you wearing?
Black. It's a Pokemon symphonic shirt.
30. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
31. What's bothering you right now?
This stupid 1000 word book review I need to write for tomorrow.
32. Do you hold grudges?
Only if I know that person won't change their ways.
33. Earphones or headphones?
Earphones in public, headphones in private.
34. At this very moment what should you be doing?
thIS BOOK REVIEW.
35. Do you read novels often?
36. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Red and silver.
37. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth?
38. Are you mad about anything?
This book review man, and the actual book. It sucks.
39. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
40. How was this weekend?
It was excellent, I got to see Benedict Cumberbatch in Hamlet.
41. Do/did you listen to your parents?
Sometimes I think.
42. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
I put it in the washing machine by mistake.
43. If you had to draw a picture right now, what would it be?
A rlly beautiful human character that I cannot do as of yet because I don't have the skills.
44. Have you ever spit on someone before?
Only by accident.
45. Do you close the door when you pee?
46. Describe your wallet:
Black with owls on and loads of pockets in it.
47. Describe your wallpaper on your computer's desktop:
It changes from loads of different pictures in a folder.
48. What jewelry do you wear daily?
I always wear a necklace.
49. What color are your eyes?
50. Your life in ONE word:
51. Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
Honestly, yes, but not seriously. Just kind of thinking about what it would be like.
52. What are you wearing right now?
A Pokemon shirt with pyjama pants.
53. Do you snore?
I used to when I was little but I don't anymore.
54. What is your favorite kind of pizza?
Ze classic margherita, mamma mia!
55. How many pillows do you sleep with at night?
56. Do you wear cologne or perfume?
Perfume. But not much.
57. Do you like the smell of gasoline?
58. If you had to spend the rest of your life on a deserted island with one person, who would it be?
Probably Chris, but I'd probably end up eating him anyway.
59. Would you ride a bull for $1,000 that has previously killed 3 people?
60. Do you sleep naked?
Sometimes I sleep topless if it's too hot.
61. Would you ever use a tanning booth?
62. Ever drank an entire bottle of tequila by yourself?
63. Do you believe in miracles?
64. Do you burn easily in the sun?
65. Name something that happened to you in 1995?
I was non existing.
66. What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Walrus Wogan hahaha"
67. Do you talk to yourself?
68. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Eaugh. No I have not.
69. Are you ticklish?
Only a little.
70. Do you believe in God?
71. What was the last thing you ate?
A jaffa cake.
72. Who is the last person you hugged?
73. Do you like Taco Bell?
I've never had Taco Bell.
74. Do you like mac and cheese?
75. What do you wear more... slacks, jeans, shorts, or sweatpants?
Jeans and shorts.
76. What is the last movie you watched?
77. Do you believe you can change someone?
78. When was your last cigarette?
79. What was your last beverage?
80. When was your last bubble bath?
A couple of weeks ago I think.
81. When was the last time you cried?
A few weeks ago.
82. Have you ever dated someone twice?
83. Have you ever slept until 2p.m.?
The latest I've slept in until 4pm I think.
84. Have you ever been drunk and thrown-up?
85. List five people who you trust:
I cannot be doing that right now. I'm too lazy.
86. List four things you want to do before you die:
- Get a good job that involves character design or animation.
- Throw a big beach party with loud music and a big bonfire.
- Go paragliding.
- Live in Canada/America for at least a year.
87. List three things that make you laugh:
- Walrus Wogan
- Hilarious sounding sneezes
- Anything really. I am easily amused.
88. Are you in a relationship?
89. Is it serious?
Yes. It is very serious. We're not allowed to laugh and we have to wear formal attire and use our inside voices.
90. Do you believe in love at first sight?
91. What is something you are looking forward to?
92. Do you have a best friend?
93. Do you trust her?
Why did you assume it was a female?
94. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
I can't remember.
95. Have you ever gotten naked in a public place?
96. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
97. Are you any good at math?
I am awful.
98. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I don't think so.
99. Do you like the lights off or on?
Off, but I have a little light.
100. Do you stay friends with your exes?
I haven't had an ex yet.
101. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
102. Do you have a tattoo?
103. Do you dream at night?
I do yes.
104. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
Just to have a more curvy figure I think. I don't really like my face that much either but I wouldn't get surgery or anything.
105. Would you ever cheat on your lover?
Never. I hate cheaters.
106. Do you think you’re dumb?
107. Have you ever peed in a pool?
No, I've peed in the sea though.
108. If you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Yeah. UNLESS CAFFEINE COUNTS.
109. Are you happy with your living arrangement?
Yeah, it's good homie.
110. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah, that'd be rad.
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who is a friend of the opposite sex that you can talk to?
113. What is your favorite kind of candy?
114. What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, bananas, mangos. Lots, I love fruit.
115. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
Oat and raisin.
116. What is your greatest addiction?
117. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your fiancé?
No I wouldn't, that's awful. I wouldn't forgive either of them.
118. Who is the last baby that you held?
It was my Mum's friend's baby. I don't like holding babies.
119. How many children do you want?
120. Have you ever played naked twister?
No, but that sounds very strange.
121. Did you answer the questions above honestly?
123. Do you think it will upset people?
124. Do you think your answers will shock people?
Yes. They will terrify... STUPIFY EVEN.